Vatican Humour..


I just pickup this joke..very funny.

After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the
limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope is
still
standing on the curb.

“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your
seat so we can leave?”

“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “they never let me drive
at
the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I’d really like to drive today.”

“I’m sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my
job!
What if something should happen?” protests the driver, wishing he’d
never
gone to work that morning.

“Who’s going to tell?” says the Pope with a smile? Reluctantly, the
driver
gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver
quickly
regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors
it,
accelerating the limo to 205kph.

(Remember, the Pope is German.)

“Please slow down, Your Holiness!” pleads the worried driver, but the
Pope
keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
“Oh, dear God, I’m going to lose my licence and my job!” moans the
driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but
the
cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the
radio.

“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher. The Chief
gets on
the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo going 205kph.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.

“I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really important,” said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed,” All the more reason!”
“No, I mean really important,” said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the mayor?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: ” A senator?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

Chief: “The Prime Minister?”

Cop: “Bigger.”

“Well,” said the Chief, “Who is it?”

Cop: “I think it’s God!”

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, “What makes you think it’s
God?”

Cop: “His chauffeur is the Pope!”

Advertisements
Published in: on July 13, 2009 at 12:04 am  Leave a Comment  

The URI to TrackBack this entry is: https://chrischamcl.wordpress.com/2009/07/13/vatican-humour/trackback/

RSS feed for comments on this post.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: